if youre on the fence just order the family portrait sign. my whole family was amazed and my mom framed the photos of us holding it. thats the best review I can give. the gift became a memory
Funny Retirement Candle with Custom Name
Clear + Black Lid / Fresh Balsam / 4oz
$24.99
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$24.99
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Smells like it is not their problem anymore. Their name on the label.
- Printed with their name, so the joke is about them rather than anyone
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax with a cotton eco wick
- Nine scents to choose from, including an unscented option
- Clear or amber glass, in a 4oz or 9oz jar with a black lid
- 50 to 60 hours of burn time in the 9oz jar
Thirty years of other people's problems, and now none of them are theirs. The name on the label is what makes it work. Without it the joke is generic, and with it the whole office knows exactly who it is for the moment they read it.
Underneath the joke it is a proper candle rather than a novelty. Natural soy wax with a cotton wick, in a glass jar they can wash out and keep once it is done. Pick a scent to suit them, from vanilla bean or honeysuckle to sea breeze or fresh balsam, or go unscented if they would rather have the light without the fragrance. Good for the retirement itself, and it holds up as a birthday gift after.
How to Personalize
- Choose the jar color, the size and the scent.
- Enter the name exactly as you would like it printed on the label.
- Check the spelling, then add the candle to your cart.
The name is printed exactly as you enter it, so please double check it before ordering.
Product Details
- Wax: Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from USA-farmed soybeans
- Wick: 100% cotton eco wick
- Sizes: 9oz jar holding 7.5oz of wax, or 4oz jar holding 3.5oz of wax
- Burn Time: 50 to 60 hours for the 9oz, 25 to 30 hours for the 4oz
- Jar: Clear or amber glass with a black lid, and a permanent adhesive label
- Scents: Fresh Balsam, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, Vanilla Bean, Honeysuckle, Sea Breeze, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, Comfort Spice, or Unscented
- Formulation: Contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes or phthalates
- Reuse: The glass jar can be cleaned once the candle is finished and kept
- Personalization: The name printed on the label
- Care: Keep the burning candle within sight and away from children and pets. Never burn it near anything flammable. Burn for 3 to 4 hours at a time and trim the wick to 1/4 inch before lighting. Stop using it when 1/2 inch of wax remains
- Please Note: Every scent uses the same natural wax color
Size Chart
| 4oz | 9oz | |
|---|---|---|
| Height with lid, in | 2.71 | 3.50 |
| Diameter, in | 2.37 | 2.91 |
HOW IT WORKS
Personalize It in Under a Minute
Personalize this gift with a name to create a Christmas retirement gift Mom, Grandma, Dad and Grandpa will treasure for years.
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Add Their Name
Personalize your gift with their name to make it truly one of a kind.
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Made Just for Them
Your gift is printed in the USA exactly as you entered it, so take a moment to double-check names and spelling before you order.
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Shipped With Care
Your gift ships with tracking, straight to your door or theirs. We email the tracking number as soon as it is on its way.
No two personalized gifts are ever the same.
PERSONALIZED WITH LOVE
A Personalized Candle for Mom, Grandma, Dad or Grandpa
Whether it's for Mom, Grandma, Dad or Grandpa, this piece is designed to feel personal, not generic. It's especially fitting for Christmas. With room to add Personalized Name, it becomes something no store-bought gift ever could be. It is a nod to their love of retirement, made to feel personal, not generic.
- Personalized Name Add their name for a gift that feels truly one of a kind.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.6 / 5 from 5 reviews.
my mother in law hung the grandmas garden birth flower sign the same day it arrived. each grandkids name and flower is printed so beautifully. she said its her favorite thing in the whole house now
my dad is a huge whiskey guy and hes been using the aged to perfection stones every single night since his 70th birthday. great quality
got the family crossword sign for my grandparents and they loved it. all the grandkids names fit together perfectly on the canvas. looks really nice on their wall
my boyfriend practically lives at the gym so I got him this personalized gym bag with his name embroidered on it and he was so hyped. the bag itself is really roomy and well made too. he retired his old nike bag immediately lol
Frequently Asked Questions
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Yes. Enter their address at checkout and we will send it straight to them. If you are ordering ahead of a birthday or holiday, the arrival estimate on this page helps you time it.
Your gift is made to order and ships from the United States. Most US orders arrive within 4 to 7 business days, and Canadian orders within 12 to 17. The arrival estimate for this exact item is shown above, and we email tracking the moment it ships.
Two habits cover it: type names and dates exactly as you want them printed, and read your entries once more before checkout. If you notice a mistake after ordering, email support@boomergifts.com within 1 hour of purchase and before production begins, whichever comes first. We will do our best to correct it in time.
Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a clear photo showing the issue. If your item arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, or materially different from what you ordered, we will provide a free replacement or full refund for eligible claims. You will normally not need to return the item. We do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind on any products.
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We skip the gifts they already own
We only shop for one kind of person
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We make each one for them