Retired Club T-Shirt with Custom Year

Official Member of The Retired Club. He worked his whole life for this.

• Reads Official Member of The Retired Club with his retirement year in the middle
• Finished with the line "I worked my whole life for this shirt" around the base
• The year is yours to set, so it marks the one he actually finished
• Soft ring-spun cotton in a classic unisex fit with a ribbed crew neck
• Six sizes from S to 3XL, with no side seams and a tear-away label

He will wear this to the party, and then he will keep wearing it. That is the difference between a gag shirt and a good one. The joke is on his side rather than at his expense, and the line around the bottom is the part that gets the laugh at the barbecue three months later.

The shirt itself is a Gildan Softstyle, which is the one people actually keep in the drawer. It is knit in one piece with no side seams so it sits smoothly, the shoulders are taped to stop them stretching out, and the collar is ribbed so it does not curl after a few washes. The label tears away, which matters more to some people than they admit. A natural pick for the retirement itself, Father's Day, or the birthday after.

How to Personalize

1. Choose the shirt size and color.
2. Enter the retirement year exactly as you would like it printed, for example 2026.
3. Check the year, then add the shirt to your cart.

The year is printed exactly as you enter it, so please double check it before ordering.

Product Details

• Fabric: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester. Sport Grey and antique colors are 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Graphite Heather is 50% cotton and 50% polyester
• Weight: Lightweight at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Fit: Classic unisex cut with a crew neckline
• Construction: No side seams, twill tape across the shoulders to prevent stretching, and a ribbed knit collar that resists curling
• Label: Pearlized tear-away label
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL
• Printing: Direct-to-garment for a soft finish that sits in the fabric rather than on top of it
• Certification: OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified, made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton
• Personalization: The retirement year
• Care: Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C, with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron on low heat if needed. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean
• Please Note: The White option may look slightly off-white rather than bright white. The Natural option is made from unprocessed cotton, which leaves small black flecks through the fabric

Size Chart