My New Office Has 18 Holes Retirement Pint Glass

Forty years of meetings, traded for eighteen holes and a cart ride.

• His retirement year printed in the banner, right under RETIRED
• A punchline you pick, from My New Office Has 18 Holes to Living on the Fairway
• A vintage badge with a golfer mid-swing, framed by crossed clubs
• Holds a full 16 oz for the 19th hole, finally on a weekday
• Doubles as a cocktail mixing glass

There are retirement gifts that get polite nods, and there are retirement gifts that get passed around the party. This is the second kind. The banner announces the year, the badge shows where he's headed, and the punchline at the bottom explains the new schedule to anyone who asks.

It's a funny retirement gift for the dad, grandpa, or coworker who's been counting down to full-time fairway life, and it does its best work at the retirement party before settling into the daily rotation at home.

How to Personalize

1. Type the Retirement Year, which appears in the banner at the top. Enter the 4-digit year, like 2026 or 2025.
2. Choose the Fun Tagline for the bottom of the glass. Keep the classic MY NEW OFFICE HAS 18 HOLES, or switch it to RETIRED AND LOVING IT, LIVING ON THE FAIRWAY, GOLF IS MY RETIREMENT PLAN, or FINALLY FREE TO PLAY ALL DAY.

Both fields sit right on this page above the Add to Cart button, and your words are printed directly onto the glass, so his punchline arrives exactly as you wrote it.

Product Details

• Materials: Glass
• Capacity: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Dimensions: 3 1/2" wide, 5 7/8" tall
• Personalization: Retirement year in the banner, plus your choice of tagline
• Care: Hand wash only. Not microwave safe.
• Please note: Tiny bubbles or specks can occur and are a normal trait of this glass.