Funny Retirement Mug with Custom Year

The retirement mug that says what everyone at the office is thinking.

• Reads F*cking Quitter, then Oops, I Mean Happy Retirement, with the year underneath
• The year is yours to set, so it marks the one they actually finished
• Twelve accent colors for the handle and interior, in 11oz or 15oz
• Glossy ceramic with an easy-grip C-shaped handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, with a print that will not fade

Somebody is going to give them a framed certificate. This is the one they will actually drink out of, and the one they will show people. The joke works because it is affectionate, and the small print underneath makes that clear before anyone takes it the wrong way.

The mug is a proper everyday mug rather than a novelty that gets shelved, which is the whole trick. It goes in the dishwasher, it goes in the microwave, and the print holds up because it is sublimated into the coating rather than stuck on top. Pick 11oz for a coffee drinker or 15oz for someone who fills it once and stays put.

How to Personalize

1. Choose the mug size and the accent color.
2. Enter the retirement year exactly as you would like it printed, for example 2026.
3. Check the year, then add the mug to your cart.

The year is printed exactly as you enter it, so please double check it before ordering.

Product Details

• Material: 100% glossy ceramic with an ORCA coating for a brighter color transfer
• Sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
• Colors: Twelve accent colors for the handle and interior, in black, red, maroon, orange, golden yellow, yellow, light green, green, light blue, Cambridge blue, blue or pink
• Handle: Easy-grip C-shaped handle
• Printing: Dye sublimation, which will not fade
• Personalization: The retirement year
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe. Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
• Please Note: An ORCA coating logo is printed on the bottom of the mug

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