{"product_id":"golf-retirement-pint-glass","title":"My New Office Has 18 Holes Retirement Pint Glass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForty years of meetings, traded for eighteen holes and a cart ride.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHis retirement year printed in the banner, right under RETIRED\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA punchline you pick, from My New Office Has 18 Holes to Living on the Fairway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA vintage badge with a golfer mid-swing, framed by crossed clubs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds a full 16 oz for the 19th hole, finally on a weekday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoubles as a cocktail mixing glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are retirement gifts that get polite nods, and there are retirement gifts that get passed around the party. This is the second kind. The banner announces the year, the badge shows where he's headed, and the punchline at the bottom explains the new schedule to anyone who asks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a funny retirement gift for the dad, grandpa, or coworker who's been counting down to full-time fairway life, and it does its best work at the retirement party before settling into the daily rotation at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Personalize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eType the Retirement Year, which appears in the banner at the top. Enter the 4-digit year, like 2026 or 2025.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose the Fun Tagline for the bottom of the glass. Keep the classic MY NEW OFFICE HAS 18 HOLES, or switch it to RETIRED AND LOVING IT, LIVING ON THE FAIRWAY, GOLF IS MY RETIREMENT PLAN, or FINALLY FREE TO PLAY ALL DAY.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth fields sit right on this page above the Add to Cart button, and your words are printed directly onto the glass, so his punchline arrives exactly as you wrote it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 oz (473 ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 1\/2\" wide, 5 7\/8\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retirement year in the banner, plus your choice of tagline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash only. Not microwave safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tiny bubbles or specks can occur and are a normal trait of this glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"printful","offers":[{"title":"16 oz","offer_id":50897473175719,"sku":"C766754686023-16oz","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0748\/5866\/0007\/files\/1c9e9328-654c-4147-921d-5b2fb765d1d7.jpg?v=1781934635","url":"https:\/\/www.boomergifts.com\/products\/golf-retirement-pint-glass","provider":"Boomer Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}