{"product_id":"funny-retirement-mug","title":"Funny Retirement Mug with Custom Year","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe retirement mug that says what everyone at the office is thinking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReads F*cking Quitter, then Oops, I Mean Happy Retirement, with the year underneath\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe year is yours to set, so it marks the one they actually finished\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwelve accent colors for the handle and interior, in 11oz or 15oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy ceramic with an easy-grip C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe, with a print that will not fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomebody is going to give them a framed certificate. This is the one they will actually drink out of, and the one they will show people. The joke works because it is affectionate, and the small print underneath makes that clear before anyone takes it the wrong way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mug is a proper everyday mug rather than a novelty that gets shelved, which is the whole trick. It goes in the dishwasher, it goes in the microwave, and the print holds up because it is sublimated into the coating rather than stuck on top. Pick 11oz for a coffee drinker or 15oz for someone who fills it once and stays put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Personalize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose the mug size and the accent color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the retirement year exactly as you would like it printed, for example 2026.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the year, then add the mug to your cart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe year is printed exactly as you enter it, so please double check it before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% glossy ceramic with an ORCA coating for a brighter color transfer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Twelve accent colors for the handle and interior, in black, red, maroon, orange, golden yellow, yellow, light green, green, light blue, Cambridge blue, blue or pink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Easy-grip C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dye sublimation, which will not fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/strong\u003e The retirement year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe. 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