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Without it the joke is generic, and with it the whole office knows exactly who it is for the moment they read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnderneath the joke it is a proper candle rather than a novelty. Natural soy wax with a cotton wick, in a glass jar they can wash out and keep once it is done. Pick a scent to suit them, from vanilla bean or honeysuckle to sea breeze or fresh balsam, or go unscented if they would rather have the light without the fragrance. Good for the retirement itself, and it holds up as a birthday gift after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Personalize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eChoose the jar color, the size and the scent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEnter the name exactly as you would like it printed on the label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the spelling, then add the candle to your cart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe name is printed exactly as you enter it, so please double check it before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWax:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from USA-farmed soybeans\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWick:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton eco wick\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9oz jar holding 7.5oz of wax, or 4oz jar holding 3.5oz of wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50 to 60 hours for the 9oz, 25 to 30 hours for the 4oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJar:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clear or amber glass with a black lid, and a permanent adhesive label\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScents:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh Balsam, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, Vanilla Bean, Honeysuckle, Sea Breeze, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, Comfort Spice, or Unscented\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFormulation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes or phthalates\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReuse:\u003c\/strong\u003e The glass jar can be cleaned once the candle is finished and kept\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/strong\u003e The name printed on the label\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep the burning candle within sight and away from children and pets. Never burn it near anything flammable. Burn for 3 to 4 hours at a time and trim the wick to 1\/4 inch before lighting. 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